October 2011
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March 2010
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Puppet Show
OH HI I helped my friend Arman make some promotional movies for a “Miniature Golf Event” at local nightclub Holocene.  I play Jimmy.  Watch them, okay?
Mar 31st
December 2009
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ListenI made a new mix(tape) this weekend called...
Dec 7th
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October 2009
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Oct 16th
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Dance Lessons
- Source (via J Gilbert)
Oct 1st
August 2009
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July 2009
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Funsaver Vacation Photos
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June 2009
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OKAY this one has been suppressed pretty deep for some time now but it came back to me on Friday when I was riding my bike.  We’re digging into the tweenage misery motherlode here.  This is a story from SIXTH GRADE. When I was in sixth grade, I was the smallest boy in my class. I had a huge crush on a tomboyish blonde girl who we’ll call Lauren F for the sake of anonymity. They...
Jun 30th
ListenI was talking with Russell about this song today. ...
Jun 18th
I’ve long held the belief that any non-Google search engine is not really worth anyone’s time.  That said, I do nurse nostalgia for the days when weirdo sites like AskJeeves and Dogpile would compete for my searches.  Remember when AltaVista was the largest search database and EVERYONE knew it?  Ohhh nostalgia… I decided to give this new hotshot hoity-toity Microsoft search...
Jun 12th
. . 30 MINUTES LATER…(and 8 city blocks)… . . . . (DELETED SCENE:  Cassie shows up and I accost her for not bringing rope. It should be noted that Cassie never actually claimed to have any rope.) . .
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Jun 11th
my day off
On Friday I took the day off work and had some “me time.”  Here is what I did: Got a haircut! Had a sushi lunch at a crowded restaurant. Bought some collectable figurines! Tried to get my cell phone fixed. THREW A TEMPER TANTRUM AT THE CELL PHONE PLACE** **But not really though.
Jun 4th
paranoia diary 6/1/09
Cassie woke me up a few nights ago because she heard some weird noises and wanted me to investigate. Pretty classic husband/wife move. So I wandered out into the night in search of any prowler or ghost that may be lying in wait. I’ve done this about a million times before and also I was pretty sure it was just the cat. All the same—the stillness of the house, the darkness of the...
Jun 3rd
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May 2009
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May 22nd
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teenage disco doldrums
I’ve been struggling with new content lately.  Frankly, I’ve been uninspired.  Today, it occurred to me that my sights are set too high; insipid uninspiring nonsense is the backbone of a good healthy internet.  With this new attitude I hopefully will have a lot more updates and probably a lot of pointless dreck.  (Unlike most posts I guess.  Anyways.)  Today here’s some recent...
May 22nd
cartoon transcript of actual nightmare
Is there anything more boring than hearing someone recite a dream they had?  No there is not.  Regardless, I have done just this in cartoon form.  This is a super scary nightmare I had last night: I’m watching Star Wars for about the millionth time on a gigantic television. For some reason James Gandolfini plays a major role in the film.  He has an enormous pompadour hairdo.  I find...
May 5th
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April 2009
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part 1
Apr 26th
wherein i blog about marvel comics for a while
If you’re like me, you read a lot of X-Men comics in the 90s and probably saw a lot of the Marvel superhero “Cable” but never actually understood what he did. Most of the X-men are pretty easy to figure out—Cyclops shoots eye-lasers, Wolverine flips out. Cable though—always a mystery. Just look at this gigantic doofus: Is glowering a power? Anyways, friend Nate...
Apr 21st
what i got at the record show (nsfw)
On Saturday night I went to the always awesome Night Owl Record Show.  At previous shows I’ve pulled some pretty amazing finds; this one didn’t quite live up to that level of insanity (I’m SUPER mad at that dreadlock dude for grabbing both Holiday Rap AND a sealed copy of mmm…Food? COME ON, GUY) but I did end up with some pretty good records.
Apr 20th
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patent pending, ok?
Here’s an idea I had in ‘06 for an invention.
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Listen(by pink cammies) MAYBE YOU HAD TO BE THERE(?)
Apr 14th
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February 2009
2 posts
FIGHT STORY PREVIEW
I’m working on several longer form cartoons and none of them are done.  It’s been a busy week.  Yesterday I went on an 18-mile bike ride.  Have you ever ridden a bike 18 miles?  I didn’t think so. ANYWAYS.  Here’s a few preview panels for something coming this week.  This will be a bit longer than my normal cartoons.  Also it’s a true story.
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January 2009
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Hawkwind Friday
Like most people, I like my metal to have extended conga solos and lyrics about a magic horse from space. I’ve blogged before about my favorite band Hawkwind. Here’s “Magnu.” YOU’RE WELCOME THAT I MADE YOUR WEEKEND WAY AWESOMER. PS Check the sweet magic fire horse I drew. MAGNU (Brock, 1975) Magnu horse with golden mane I want your help yet once again Walk...
Jan 31st
Bowling is pointless and stupid
This is hardly a David and Goliath story—I’m certain AMF won’t be pounding on my door at midnight with a defamation lawsuit but BOWLING IS THE DUMBEST THING EVER. It takes me about two years to forget this at which point bowling sounds amazing and then in about 5 minutes in a bowling alley it’s all BAM!—suck city. Bowling is an antiquated public display of machismo...
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Dashboard Teenage Emo Myspace Disco Misery...
Click preview for full comic (goes to Picasa page).
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December 2008
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Dec 30th
Dec 30th
Resolution #1
New Years Resolution #1:  GROW A MOUSTACHE.  (I’m getting close; I can feel it…)
Dec 29th
photos from Portland "ARCTIC BLAST" 2008
Portland OR currently has more snow than it has seen in 40 years.  Everyone is busy cross country skiing to Wild Oatss and not working for two weeks.  Here is a photo diary of the weather. The snow—it is out of control.  This is a main arterial street in Portland.  YOU MANIACS!  YOU BLEW IT UP! Time for a motorcycle ride?  Trapped by snow bank!! View from window.  ICE PLANET...
Dec 23rd
END OF YEAR FILM COUNTDOWN
Look I know how blogs work.  Basically December rolls around and the whole internet turns into a big list.   lists:blogs::food:humans My blog has spoken and unless I list something, it’s going to be limping around with a distended stomach and a dry cough.  SUPER GROSS.  Thus I give you the TOP TEN TWO FILMS OF 2008 THAT I’M THINKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW. 1.  ROBOCOP!!!!! YEAAAAH...
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I figured out my problem
and I’m pretty sure success will follow shortly!  OKAY.  Now let me preface by saying I work in an office—there’s not much of a dress code per se but more so some de facto guidelines that everyone sticks to—-myself included.  Here’s typical Brad on a given work day. I’M SURE SOME OF YOU SEE THE PROBLEM ALREADY. Anyways—this weekend Portland was hit...
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