November 2008
10 posts
A lot of my creative output is a direct result...
Last week I wrote about the ghosts that probably live in my attic and keep me awake in a pool of terror-sweat every night. I can now sleep easy for a good omen has been discovered! This weekend, my wife proclaimed:
“Brad! There’s a wizard in the bathroom!”
I can only assume that the feeling I felt after hearing this is similar to what an 8-year old might feel like after...
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My friend Andrew was one of the few people I...
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UM NO DUDE I'M DEFINITELY NOT
true bus story. perhaps not particularly interesting. but true.
how haunted is my attic
I recently moved to a new house—a small 1950’s one-bedroom residence in Portland. It has a nice back yard and a garage which I’m super psyched about. Everything is well and good except for how COMPLETELY HAUNTED IT PROBABLY IS. Close friends and peers will note that I have a terrible fear of ghosts. Here I will recount the troubling events of this weekend as they appear in my...
Jeff talks about Eastman
(Cartoon too big for Tumblr—click above for full version)
This is from a conversation I had with my friend Jeff about a prestigious western NY music school. My apologies for terrible handwriting; I was on the bus and also I just have terrible handwriting.
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business-trip photo diary
I recently went out of town on business. Here are some photographs and lines of artistic verse which encapsulate the plights and miseries of the modern businessman.
Warning: EXTREMELY high art ahead.
Bouncing train, crying baby.
Is not hotel. Is Danzig album cover. HR Giger’s phallus is the dark heart of the business world. Do you mourn???
Do I see a turtle?
Two shower...
film review roundup
This week I watched one of the worst movies I’ve seen in a while. It’s 1990’s TIME BARBARIANS starring Malibu from American Gladiators.
Now readers of this blog probably know already that my tolerance for barbarians and magic crystal amulets is extremely high. Throw in time travel, an all-midi score, and Ingrid Vold as “the Wizard” and you have a recipe for a...
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zippo
With all due respect to chubby Asian guys.