October 2008
11 posts
September 2008
16 posts
SNK golf game characters
Whilst playing 9 holes of Neo Turf Masters with friend Kyle this weekend, I realized: in every (okay—so both) SNK golf game(s) I’ve played, the character-select menu is hilarious—specifically, the names. I understand—it’s difficult for the developers to invoke the same degree of excitement in selecting a character than say an arcade fighter like King of...
New Adventures #4
The dog does a double fist pump when he hears the barbarian’s exciting quest.
THE END.
New Adventures #3
THAT IS A LAWYER. HE IS HOLDING UP EVIDENCE FOR THE JURY TO LOOK AT
I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH YOU HATE NEW ADVENTURES CASSIE I THINK IT IS AWESOME I AM DOING THIS FOR ME
New Adventures #2
OMG! Mark’s father revealed!
New Adventures #1
Here’s part one of what is sure to be my life’s work. Original concept for “Professor Barbarian” by Nate Page.
ROCKET PUNCH
In 2006 I recorded a 5-song ep under the moniker Rocket Punch called “Blood on the Ukulele.” It was released through a Swedish cd-r label, Yellow Mica and distributed in America by my favorite cd-r label, Asaurus Records. The cd is pretty raw—I recorded it on my laptop without having any idea what I was doing; despite this, I’m still very proud of the final result.
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In an attempt to atone for that terrible last post, here are some awesome paintings of He-Man.
Yaz? Really? Yaz.
You seriously named your birth control pill Yaz? Like Yazoo Yaz? Does this only make me feel a little weird? What’s next, (Are we not men? We are) Devo™ transgendered female-hormone supplement? HEY-OOOOOOH! Hey look out Leno I’m knocking ‘em out of the park to-NIGHT. AM I RIGHT FOLKS. AM I RIGHT
MARRIED PEOPLE FAQ
Q: Brad, what do married people do with their time?
A: They give a cat a bath.
Q: But…why?
A: BECAUSE THEY’RE GODDAMN CRAZY IS WHY.
I’m so so sorry, Wolfie.
the king of the beach
When I find myself in the unexpected presence of an Übermensch, a human so obviously superior to the seething sludge-pools of homosapien biomass, it is all I can do to keep from staring, mouth ajar, and take lo-def video with my camera phone.
Gentle reader, I confess that on the beaches of Hawaii, I witnessed such a man.
THE KING OF THE BEACH WORLD
The video cannot capture this man’s...
Hawaii vacation photos 2008 →
I’m back from my Hawaiian honeymoon and I’ve uploaded some photographs in a picasa album. If you have any interest in other peoples’ vacation photographs, by all means click away.
I’m getting married on Friday so posts will be a bit scarce for the next week or so. I might post some pictures of turtles from the Hawaiian honeymoon via my cell phone (if indeed I do see a turtle which I totally better).
- It will be a small wedding on Cannon Beach. For those non-Oregonians, this is the beach from the end of Goonies.
- Our wedding photographer has already won an award...
true story (9/2/2008)