cartoon transcript of actual nightmare
Is there anything more boring than hearing someone recite a dream they had? No there is not. Regardless, I have done just this in cartoon form. This is a super scary nightmare I had last night:
I’m watching Star Wars for about the millionth time on a gigantic television.
For some reason James Gandolfini plays a major role in the film. He has an enormous pompadour hairdo. I find this all extremely unsettling. Also, C3PO has a girlfriend.
At some point, James Gandolfini’s character sneaks off and strangles C3PO’s girlfriend to death. This takes FOREVER.
No one knows who killed Lady C3PO. The dream turns into a lengthy “CSI” style forensic investigation scene. There is a sense of dread permeating through all of this. Eventually, the crew agrees that they must go to a “crime lab” in Japan.
Oh also I just remembered that 12 year old Natalie Portman (as she appeared in the Professional) begins narrating the story, “I can’t believe we’re actually going to Japan!” The continuity errors alone startle me awake.
