I’ve long held the belief that any non-Google search engine is not really worth anyone’s time. That said, I do nurse nostalgia for the days when weirdo sites like AskJeeves and Dogpile would compete for my searches. Remember when AltaVista was the largest search database and EVERYONE knew it? Ohhh nostalgia…
I decided to give this new hotshot hoity-toity Microsoft search engine bing.com a chance and see how it compares. Obviously I gauge this by searching for my own name and HOLY CRAP SUCCESSFUL.
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It’s so…refreshing to not have that Fullerton CA real estate mogul besmirching my good name at the top of every search. Seriously, Google puts me on page 7 or something. I took this experiment to the next level:
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HOW MANY TIMES IN YOUR LIFE HAVE YOU SEARCHED FOR THIS CONDITION IN A SEARCH ENGINE. If you’re like me the answer is probably AN UNFATHOMABLE AMOUNT. I am now the face of miserable teenagers (using Microsoft’s stupid new search engine) everywhere. Yeeeessssssssssssss
Furthermore, I’m sharing search engine real estate with THOR LASER. Look thorlaser.com, I don’t know what your deal is but I’m jealous of your domain name really bad and I’m pretty sure our web sites are internet soul mates. WILL YOU WEB-SITE-MARRY ME?
