WHAT I’M SHOPPING FOR ON EBAY AT WORK (7/21)
The idea is to get two so that I can wear them while I play the synthesizer/ride my motorcycle/go to the bank/etc. Despite some serious Googling, nobody seems convinced that left-handed PowerGloves even exist.
This poster seems to suggest the contrary:
FRED SAVAGE UNDERSTANDS.
I’ve wanted one since I was a child. Way back when, my mother’s coworkers convinced her that PowerGloves are silly and barely functional, and thus unsuitable Christmas gifts. Gentle reader, have you heard the fragile tinkle of a child’s breaking heart? I confess that the sound echoes in my ears to this day.
THIS IS MY ROSEBUD.
