Powerglove VIOLENCE
Last week I wrote:
“If anyone has any requests of things they’d like to see me karate chopping with my Power Glove, by all means let me know”
Well, the readers have responded. Apparently there are many things in this world that should be karate-chopped with an outdated video game peripheral and I AM THE MAN WHO WILL CHOP THEM. Behold!
Reader Kyle requests:
“…a guy in a gorilla suit.”
Well Kyle, the weekend came and went and still I have not seen a SINGLE HUMAN BEING wearing a gorilla suit. I would have liked to gone out and rented one and then hired a dude to wear it while the POWERGLOVE assaults him and photograph the ordeal but I’m a person of modest means and that is unreasonable. Here is what you get:
AWESOME. Okay, moving on…
Reader Arman requests:
“… a picture of you crushing the globe in your hand. Please have trinkles of sand spilling between your fingers as the earth is annihilated.”
Great idea, Arman. Love the detail. Luckily I have the power of Photoshop a cost-friendly, Photoshop near-equivilent at my POWERGLOVE’d hands to make this request a possibility.
EARTH WEEPS.
Reader Ramsey requests:
“Karate Chop Request: dried spaghetti”
Okay Ramsey, how about this: I take a picture of the POWERGLOVE rubbing leftover spaghetti from the fridge on my mouth and we call this a day. Deal?
God bless the internet.
SPECIAL BONUS: The POWERGLOVE, shaking nutritional yeast onto a garden salad with thunderous, Nintendo-powered might.
Fin.
